by Carlisle Richards
Bodog Nation Contributing Writer
You know what's coming: Patriots vs. Colts.
It's been called Armageddon, the perfect storm, Super Bowl XLI ½… me, I just call it a tough bet.
Picking between these two powerhouses is like picking between Robert
DeNiro and Al Pacino. But in the end, how can you go against the coach
with a vendetta bigger than Beatrix Kiddo's - Bill Belichick?
The NFL accused him of cheating, and he seems bent on using his
weapons of mass destruction (Tom Brady, Randy Moss, Lawrence Maroney,
Wes Welker) to prove that, without a doubt, his dynasty is authentic.
Whether Belichick can secure another historic win, or Tony Dungy and
the Colts will remind the world who the Super Bowl champs are, the
winner will probably be sitting on top of our power rankings in Week 10.
As for Week 9, check below to see how we ranked all 32 teams:
1. New England Patriots (7-0-1 ATS, 7-1-0 OU, 8-0-0 SU)
What else is there to say about the Pats? They could be the most
dominant NFL team in betting history for two reasons: They have the
talent to run up the score on anyone, and coach Belichick wants to run
up the score on everyone.
2. Indianapolis Colts (5-2-0 ATS, 3-4-0 OU, 7-0-0 SU)
+6.5 homedogs as the undefeated, defending Super Bowl champs? I feel
like a Yankees' fans after A-Rod was let go – I know it's the right
thing to do, but it still feels so wrong.
3. Green Bay Packers (5-1-1 ATS, 4-3-0 OU, 6-1-0 SU)
All right Brett Favre, you win. You can cover consistently
without a marquee running back. Now please, no more Sunday or Monday
Nighters. I don't think I can stand another three-and-a-half hours of
Favre fellatio.
4. Cleveland Browns (5-1-1 ATS, 6-0-1 OU, 4-3-0 SU)
Fantasy football can put this team's betting successes into
perspective: Derek Anderson is the third-best fantasy quarterback in
most leagues while Braylon Edwards is the second-best wide receiver.
5. Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2-0 ATS, 3-4-0 OU, 5-2-0 SU)
The Steelers got back to business in Cincinnati. Ben Roethlisberger
only tossed it 26 times in comparison to 30 runs by Willie Parker and
Najeh Davenport. Surprise, surprise, they easily won and covered.
6. Tennessee Titans (4-2-1 ATS, 1-6-0 OU, 5-2-0 SU)
They're cutting it close. All their games except one were decided by
seven points or less. But the Titans are happy with the way they're
winning games. Unfortunately, this means any spread -7 and up should be
a no-fly zone for bettors until their passing offense (ranked 29th
overall) picks it up.
7. Dallas Cowboys (4-2-1 ATS, 5-2-0 OU, 6-1-0 SU)
Tony Romo's signed up forever, and the 'Boys are healthy after their
Week 8 bye. But buyers should tread softly. Dallas didn't look
spectacular versus the Vikings, and they play at Philadelphia this
weekend, a team they never beat ATS in 2006.
8. New York Giants (5-3-0 ATS, 4-4-0 OU, 6-2-0 SU)
Did Londoners (or even bettors) get to see the real New York Giants on
Sunday? It seems like the G-Men were thrown off by that super-sized
Slip n' Slide London, England calls Wembley Field.
9. San Diego Chargers (4-3-0 ATS, 4-3-0 OU, 4-3-0 SU)
After blowing out the Texans on Sunday, the Chargers have three
covers in a row. This team's offense and defense is hot. In their last
three games, the offense has been averaging 34.6 points, and the
defense has been holding opponents to nine points per game. This
weekend, the seven points they're given at Minnesota may be the easiest
bet you’ll see from them in weeks. After Week 9, they play Indy, at
Jacksonville, Baltimore, Kansas City and at Tennessee.
10. Arizona Cardinals (5-2-0 ATS, 4-3-0 OU, 3-4-0 SU)
If Kurt "the one-armed warrior" Warner can stay healthy, this team
could continue to surprise oddsmakers as underdogs. But stay away from
them as faves until they show their potential on offense consistently.
11. Buffalo Bills (5-2-0 ATS, 2-5-0 OU, 3-4-0 SU)
Could the winning streak be over? After two wins straight up and four
straight ATS, the Bills lost rookie QB Trent Edwards to a wrist injury.
J.P. Losman and his "hit or miss" style are back. The Bills could be
"hit or miss" ATS until Edwards comes back.
12. Detroit Lions (4-2-1 ATS, 3-4-0 OU, 5-2-0 SU)
With Kevin Jones back in the lineup and running effectively, they've lost the run-and-gun style that made them a good over play. However, their new direction has still been good for their ATS record. They've covered two in a row.
13. Jacksonville Jaguars (4-3-0 ATS, 3-4-0 OU, 5-2-0 SU)
If there's one coaching strategy that's worked consistently for
bettors, it's a conservative, low-risk gameplan. With QB Quinn Gray
starting for the first time, the Jaguars had him on a baby leash all
Sunday (7-16 for 100 yards and 1 TD). The result was a mistake-free,
run-heavy performance by the Jags in a 24-23 win and cover over the
Buccaneers.
14. Kansas City Chiefs (4-2-1 ATS, 2-5-0 OU, 4-3-0 SU)
How have the Chiefs been getting results without a consistent passing
game? Defense. Defensive end Jared Allen has eight sacks on the season.
They hope to get Favre off his game when his Packers visit Arrowhead
Stadium this weekend.
15. Carolina Panthers (4-3-0 ATS, 2-5-0 OU, 4-3-0 SU)
The Panthers' two-game trip through the AFC South didn't have a great
start, with the Colts rolling over them 31-7. Next up is Tennessee and
their ferocious D-line. David Carr and Vinny Testaverde, if you thought
you had injury issues before…
16. Minnesota Vikings (2-2-3 ATS, 3-4-0 OU, 2-5-0 SU)
Jeff George wants to come back and play football even though he hasn't
tossed in an NFL contest since 2001. After watching Tavaris Jackson,
Brooks Bollinger and Kelly Holcomb play QB, the Vikings have nothing to
lose by bringing him in.
17. Atlanta Falcons (4-3-0 ATS, 2-5-0 OU, 1-6-0 SU)
Coming off a bye week, there isn't much to say about Atlanta. I'm not
sure if I would have anything great to say even if they had played in
Week 8.
18. Philadelphia Eagles (3-4-0 ATS, 2-5-0 OU, 3-4-0 SU)
The Philly rollercoaster continues. This weekend, they looked good and covered. Next weekend, who knows?
19. Washington Redskins (2-3-2 ATS, 2-5-0 OU, 4-3-0 SU)
Call me classless, but if I were Joe Gibbs, I would've put a hit squad out on Tom Brady for Belichick running up the score.
20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-4-0 ATS, 3-5-0 OU, 4-4-0 SU)
Can Tampa make the playoffs with such mediocre talent? Yes. Can they be trusted ATS with such mediocre talent? No.
21. Seattle Seahawks (3-4-0 ATS, 2-5-0 OU, 4-3-0 SU)
The Seahawks have looked bad SU and ATS, but the NFC West is so horrible that they'll still probably walk into the playoffs.
22. New Orleans Saints (2-5-0 ATS, 3-4-0 OU, 3-4-0 SU)
Drew Brees is slowly getting his mojo back, and Marques Colston is
starting to get touches. We'll see how they do this weekend versus
Jacksonville as 3.5 favorites before calling it a comeback.
23. Oakland Raiders (3-4-0 ATS, 4-3-0 OU, 2-5-0 SU)
How much kudos can you give a team for covering the spread at Tennessee
when the Oakland run D gave up over 200 on the ground. The Raiders
O-line and D-line will probably keep them in the bottom 12 of our power
rankings all year.
24. Houston Texans (3-5-0 ATS, 5-3-0 OU, 3-5-0 SU)
Injuries have kept this team from reaching their potential. They inch
closer to being coupled with the worst bets in football with their
fifth-straight loss ATS.
25. Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-0 ATS, 4-3-0 OU, 2-5-0 SU)
The Bengals' defense looks light-years away from showing any
improvement. Chad Johnson isn't to blame, but maybe trading for a
game-changing defender in the offseason isn't such a bad idea.
26. Chicago Bears (2-6-0 ATS, 4-4-0 OU, 3-5-0 SU)
It's time for them to give the other
Adrian Peterson some carries. Cedric Benson has been horrible (3.1
yards per carry). As a result, Brian Griese has averaged about 40
passes his last three games. More passes for a dwindling QB can only
cause more turnovers.
27. Baltimore Ravens (1-6-0 ATS, 2-3-2 OU, 4-3-0 SU)
Nothing's scared me more this Halloween than the Ravens' remaining
schedule after their bye. Next six: at Pittsburgh, versus Cincinnati,
versus Cleveland, at San Diego, versus New England and versus
Indianapolis. This team is on the "no-bet" list indefinitely.
28. San Francisco 49ers (2-5-0 ATS, 3-4-0 OU, 2-5-0 SU)
Am I the only one that's ready to declare Alex Smith a flop? The Niners' offense is as useless with him as they are without him.
29. Miami Dolphins (2-5-1 ATS, 5-3-0 OU, 0-8-0 SU)
Rest up during your bye week, Miami. When you come back, your opponent,
Buffalo, could be your last chance to get a win this season.
30. Denver Broncos (1-6-0 ATS, 5-2-0 OU, 3-4-0 SU)
The Broncos' problems creeped up again on Monday Night: defense versus
the run (the Packers ran for 100-plus with some guy named Ryan Grant)
and problems in the redzone (they fumbled on the Green Bay one-yard
line).
31. New York Jets (1-6-1 ATS, 4-3-1 OU, 1-7-0 SU)
Finally, second-year QB Kellen Clemens is in. His arm strength should
help the vertical attack, but overall, this team is a lost cause in
betting circles.
32. St. Louis Rams (1-7-0 ATS, 2-6-0 OU, 0-8-0 SU)
In Week 8, the offense was clicking with Steven Jackson, then they went
to the septic tank when he left with back spasms. The team has the
offensive firepower to surprise oddsmakers, but Jackson has to be
healthy to make it happen.